If Sanders wins in Iowa, I am hoisting an American flag outside my window. (God Bless America) If Hilary wins, I am hoisting a Red flag! (Long Live the Dictatorship of the Proletariat)
Merkel to lead secret commando unit targeting Hitler’s bunker in Berlin: “With God’s help, I will stop The Holocaust. But if I fail, I can still pay Holocaust compensation until the year 3,000 to needy Holocaust victims.”